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Answering Machine Song - Monty Python Play

Lyrics of Answering Machine Song by Monty Python: If you want to leave a message after the tone Then speak clearly and I'll call you when I'm home Just say your words and say your name Leave the time and date you called And I'll get back to you Unless...

Answering Machine Song - Monty Python Play

Lyrics of Answering Machine Song by Monty Python: If you want to leave a message after the tone Then speak clearly and I'll call you when I'm home Just say your words and say your name Leave the time and date you called And I'll get back to you Unless...

The Answering Machine Song - Romanovsky And Phillips

... all of the men 'Cause it seems that you are never at home You never answer your telephone I'm so tired of talking to your answering machine Are you really away, or are you just being mean? Maybe you really don ...

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The Philosophers Song - Monty Python Play

The Philosopher's Song (Monty Python) Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar ...

Answer Machine 2 - Chamillionaire Play

... left I pop my trunk and now she tellin me she's so impressed (yes) It's the answer machine (yes), it's the answer machine Leave the message for me after the tone If you callin bout some money, you ...

Oh For The Days When 'spam' Was Just A Monty Python Sketch! - Attila The Stockbroker Play

OH FOR THE DAYS WHEN 'SPAM' WAS JUST A MONTY PYTHON SKETCH Thanks to the internet my wife is a very happy woman. My penis is now ...

Answering Machine - Blossom Dearie

... , I was willing to tie the knot So I called her up, and this is the answer I got: [Chorus] "I'm so sorry you have just reached my answering machine, I'm not in at present, I'm sure you know the whole routine. Leave your name and ...

Answering Machine - Bruce McCulloch Play

... ." I say "nope" "Mr. Harris from the bank calling. Please pick up." Yeah, right I love my answering machine I love my answering machine I love my answering machine It talks to my friends for me Do I want to go for dinner? Should we ...

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Answer Machine (Interlude) - Chamillionaire Play

... just an a & r to me man (Chamillion) (2x)sorry you didn't reach me this da answer machine sorry im not by the phone but ya know that I'm gon call ya when I get ...

Answer Machine 3 - Chamillionaire Play

(Intro - Chamillionaire) You just reached the answer machine When you call me, I'm never answerin Umm, I be always hustlin, so that's the reason that I'm ...

Answering Machine - Cherry Poppin' Daddies Play

... about me It makes me take my receiver off of my phone Now I'm an answerin' machine I always play my part (my part) Now I'm an answering machine I threw away my heart It's up to you to find The words that come ...

Answering Machine - Common Rotation Play

... to rewind When the context is a confine No matter what you say You're an answering machine Let's stop flashing this madness To accompany the thunder Hey the hissing sound of sadness ...

Answering Machine - Lil' Kim Play

... please. [Beep] 2nd Message: Pick up the phone mayne you got me talking to the answering machine you already know who it is mayne, its your Boy Mano, anyway mayne you know ...

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The Answering Machine - Marillion Play

... To patch up a dream We walked and I talked and my words were absorbed Into the answering machine I came two thousand miles Just to take a look at you But you were broken and ...

Alzheimer Answereing Machine - Monty Python Play

Lyrics of Alzheimer Answereing Machine by Monty Python: Hi, you have reached the alzheimers research um..a..labortory...no, uh...laboramy...labotamy...no...oh anyway, the place thingy where we study...um, what was it? anyway, if you wish to leave a...oh gosh,...

Immanuel Kant - Monty Python Play

From Monty Python's "Live at the Hollywood Bowl" Transcribed by John Daley jdaley@picasso.ocis.temple.edu Immanuel ...

Answering Machine - Rupert Holmes

... thing I was willing to tie the knot So I called her up, and this is the answer I got "I'm so sorry you have just reached my answering machine I'm not in at present, I'm sure you know this whole routine Leave your name and ...

Answering Machine - The Replacements Play

... you say good night to An answering machine? How do you say I'm lonely to An answering machine? The message is very plain Oh, I hate your answering machine I hate your answering machine I hate your answering machine... (If you'd like to make ...

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Answering Machine (Demo) - The Replacements Play

... an answering machine? How do you say I miss you to an answering machine? How do you say I love you? I hate your answering machine I hate your answering machine I hate your answering machine I hate your answering machine I hate your answering machine I hate ...

Answering Machines - George Carlin Play

And answering machines. Starting with people who think it's cute to let their children record the outgoing message, ...

Makin' Love To Your Answer Machine - John Parr

... , says I'm down Yes I'm down, too many times I can't eat, I can't sleep I'm makin' love, to your answer machine All day, all night But you, you don't hear a word I say Baby I'm yours, it's obscene ...

Hello, This Is Joannie (The Telephone Answering Machine Song) - Paul Evans

Lyrics of Hello, This Is Joannie (The Telephone Answering Machine Song) by Paul Evans: Hello, this is Joannie, I'm sorry but I'm not home But if you leave me your name and number I promise, soon as I get in I'll phone Joannie, came over to my house last night I drank a little too much red...

The Answering Machine Song - The Youth Ahead Play

Lyrics of The Answering Machine Song by The Youth Ahead: I can't come to the phone right now I honestly have something else to do and since you're the one that is calling I guess it's a little more important than you So leave a message after the tone and I'll...

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The Devil Glitch - Chris Butler Play

... Cayman Islands Sometimes you can fix something with just a running gag That always worked for Monty Python Sometimes you can fix something by just knowing what to expect Like the Spanish Inquisition ...

I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio - Monty Python Play

... someday Unless you're a doctor with a really large **** So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio I bet you they don't ****ing well program it. I bet you those ****ing ...

Protest Song - Monty Python Play

... horn(honk honk) If people get in the way. (Long harmonica note to end of song.)

Sergent Duckie's Song - Monty Python Play

... of vision and Sgt. Duckie sings. This is all part of the Policevision Pan-European song contest, of course. Superimposed caption on screen: 'SGT DUCKIE'S SONG.' Duckie performs a showy, happy dance and jauntily twirls his whistle chain.) Duckie: I'm a little bit ...

So Sick Of Love Songs - Neo Play

Gotta change ma answering machine No that I'm alone Cos right now it says that we Can't come to the phone ...

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Simple Song - Rustic Overtones Play

... release by the souls of your feet And you sing a simple song to a simple beat Gibbedy gab gab on the telephone You're never home, I get the answering machine's def-tone so I recite a poem But my bill's so big I'm gonna ...

PAIN - Puff Daddy Play

... around all day wishin they could But this green fufills they dreams They ain't a team Answering machine on screen Phone rings, it was alene from queens Head was mean Had a head for ...

PAIN * - The Pretenders

... around all day wishin' they could but this green fufills they dreams they ain't a team answering machine on screen phone rings, it was arlene from queens head was mean, had a head for ...

SCEAM MY NAME - Sweet Blood Stacy Play

... be heard and famous and shit Quit bein' a bitch and stop suckin' them dicks No answering machine or analog four-track Is gonna keep your fuckin' shit from sounding so wack I attack ...

Adam Pascal & Anthony Rapp:Tune Up - Adam Pascal Play

... - steady Tell the folks at home what you're Doing Roger... Roger I'm writing one great song -- Mark The phone rings. Roger Saved! Mark We screen Zoom in on the answering machine!

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Scream My Name - AMB

... be heard and famous and shit, Quit bein' a bitch and stop suckin' them dicks, No answering machine, And alive for track, Gonna keep your f**kin' shit from soundin' so wack, I attack through ...

City Lights - American Aquarium

... got a show tomorrow in Nashville So I tried to call you on my telephone But your answering machine told me you ain't home Baby girl when you gonna realize That you can't wash ...

Cold And Mean (Answering Machine) - Ani DiFranco Play

... me clean take me from this reality cold and and mean cold and mean i can't answer i can't speak to anyone not until i witness the next rise of the sun in this ...

Recoil - Ani DiFranco

... sittin here in this sty Strewn with half written songs Taking one breath at a time Nothin much going on Nothin much going on Little flashing zero On my answering machine Rats scratching at my brain Brain shuffling its feet Yes ...

Jonathan Larson:Tune Up Number 2 - Anthony Rapp Play

... the folks at home what you're doing Roger Roger I'm writing one great song -- Mark The phone rings. Roger Yesss! Mark We screen. Roger & Mark's Answering Machine "Speak" ... ("Beeeep!") Collins "Chestnuts roasting ---" Roger & Mark Collins! Collins I'm downstairs Mark ...

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Gotta Lotta Walls - Atmosphere

... people that know him know that it ain't nothing new Catch five rings, then the answering machine Hang up on the bing stare up toward the ceiling Stood up to remember that ...

Scream My Name - Axe Murder Boyz Play

... be heard and famous and shit, Quit bein' a bitch and stop suckin' them dicks, No answering machine, And alive for track, Gonna keep your fuckin' shit from soundin' so wack, I attack through ...

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